http://flatwhite.net Ponderings and Banter from New Zealand and abroad... Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:58:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 http://flatwhite.net/2007/12/out-for-the-word-count/ http://flatwhite.net/2007/12/out-for-the-word-count/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:40:35 +0000 Matt http://flatwhite.net/?p=77 and real.  After staying up until 3AM on the penultimate day, losing my literary virginity in a scotch-fuelled Mills & Boon-esque awkward encounter between the main character and his nemesis's sister, I was up again at the crack of dawn to toss most of the characters onto a fire that engulfed the final pages of the novel.  A glass of champagne later and it was into the car to drive through a sodden night down to Cornwall for the weekend. ]]> http://flatwhite.net/2007/12/out-for-the-word-count/feed/ 3 http://flatwhite.net/2007/11/no-sleep-till-iphone/ http://flatwhite.net/2007/11/no-sleep-till-iphone/#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:12:30 +0000 Matt http://flatwhite.net/?p=71 silly bitches suing  because they have nothing better to do.  And, of course, the inevitable squealing of anti-Mac piglets suckled strongly onto Bill Gates' swollen teats (he says, ducking). ]]> http://flatwhite.net/2007/11/no-sleep-till-iphone/feed/ 0 http://flatwhite.net/2007/11/nanowrimo/ http://flatwhite.net/2007/11/nanowrimo/#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:44:35 +0000 Matt http://flatwhite.net/?p=70 http://flatwhite.net/2007/11/nanowrimo/feed/ 5 http://flatwhite.net/2007/06/the-subversive-peach/ http://flatwhite.net/2007/06/the-subversive-peach/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:27:05 +0000 Matt http://flatwhite.net/?p=40 my parents!? ]]> http://flatwhite.net/2007/06/the-subversive-peach/feed/ 1