It’s November, in case you hadn’t noticed, and that means that all around the world tens of thousands of bored video store clerks, checkout girls and bank tellers are itching to get home and continue with their novel. Why? ‘Cos it’s National Novel Writing Month, that’s why.
It’s a damned busy month for those who have entered. You need to write 50,000 words, which works out at just under 2,000 a day. I’m already behind (no surprises there) but I’m banking on a last-minute sprint to the finish to help me out.
My story begins with a sneaky piss in a Starbucks caramel frappuccino by one of the staff…any ideas on where the hell to take it after that, let me know…god knows I need the help…
I may be lying low for the next week while I get this sucka rollin’ – wish me luck.
Hey Don’t forget it is also Movember. Yes the great tradition of growing a mostash and raising money for Prostate Cancer Research. This tradition started in Australia and has moved on to New Zealand… next the world. Check out http://www.movember.com for more details
Ah, if only the downy fluff on my upper lip saw fit to grow into the man-wire I wish it would…
If you’re lookin’ for donations, send the details my way mate (along with photos).
My story begins with a sneaky piss in a Starbucks caramel frappuccino by one of the staff…any ideas on where the hell to take it after that, let me know…god knows I need the help…
Someone dies as a result. I’m guessing it’s a male member of staff who does the pissing. I did know a girl who claimed she could piss standing into a coke bottle. The staff member isn’t caught but lives with the consequences for a year with no one else knowing…their secret.
…Every moment you would live with the horror of what you had done.
On a lighter note, great idea Movember
Interesting…I can confirm that someone is tagged to indeed die as a result, however it’s a little indirect and much, much later. And there is certainly a large amount of guilt and secrecy etc etc etc…
I was going to make it a girl, but it was too damn hard to write. Too technical, if you get my gist (should have used a She-Pee).